Wednesday, October 31, 2007

A geeky post


Since my manifesto is "to show the world that there's nothing wrong with being a geek" and since my 56th birthday is rapidly approaching and I needed to figure out something special about being 56--well, it's a tetrahedral number! So I guess 56 is a good age for a geek. I can live with that.

Book sighting!

You don't have to look too hard to find my book, right here on the shelves of the Nature Store at the Bosque del Apache National Wildlife Refuge! Tragically, they haven't been "stickered" with the "Nominee for the Stephen T. Colbert Award for the Literary Excellence" stickers.

Western and Clark's Grebes

The current Birder's World has a great article by the splendid Kenn Kaufman about differentiating between Western and Clark's Grebes. Too bad I didn't have it when I was at Bosque del Apache National Wildlife Refuge. Some of the grebes were pretty straightforward, but some birds were pretty tricky. Most seemed to be Clark's. Coolest thing was seeing them come up with fish and call and deliver them to young birds. All these photos were taken from the Boardwalk.
Western?
Western sleeping
Western adult and young
The whole issue seems to bore this one--Western?
Clark's?
Clark's?
Clark's adult giving fish to immature while a Western (?) looks on.
Remember the commercials wherein various animals said, "I wanna Clark Bar!"? This bird wouldn't be interested! But it is a Clark's (I think!).

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Kansas!

I'm driving home, and here at a Kansas rest stop, like a lot of Iowa rest stops, there's free Internet! It's so strange to go to a Borders bookstore or a McDonald's that advertises wireless but expects you to pay several dollars for it--definitely makes me gravitate to their competitors. I like the public spirit of providing this kind of service for travelers.

Interestingly, most of the interstate pullovers that I went by in Texas and Oklahoma were just "picnic areas" without bathrooms. I guess that's where that urine-in-a-bottle stuff that Samantha Bee reported on on The Daily Show must have originated.

I don't know how long it will take me to get home. I'll stop when I start feeling sleepy. But will be home for sure by tomorrow. Photon is homesick, and I'm tired of driving, so am deeply looking forward to this.

Roadrunner Sunning

Through the window at the conference center in Las Cruces Sunday morning. Then s/he jumped down and this one was taken through the window, too.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Bosque del Apache

Oh, my--Bosque del Apache National Wildlife Refuge may be heaven right here on earth. I don't have the words to say how beautiful it is! I have a LOT of photos to run through. Here are a few to whet your appetite.Not the best photo, and not at Bosque del Apache--I took this one at the conference Saturday.
Pintails are inescapable at Bosque!
Oh, man--I was in Western Grebe heaven!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Las Cruces!

I love New Mexico. I wish I could spend weeks, or even months, exploring! The Environmental Education Association of New Mexico meeting has been splendid. This state has some incredible riches in terms of the people who care about the environment and connecting children with nature! I'm proud to have been the keynote speaker at this excellent event.

I haven't done much birding yet. I've seen two roadrunners, one when I was driving with a car coming up FAST behind me, and one during the brief time I left my camera in the car, so no photos yet. But I have gotten a few shots of gamboling (not gambling) Gambel's Quails. Imagine such a splendid species being a backyard bird!


Thursday, October 25, 2007

Arches!

Photon and I spent the morning at Arches National Park. She wasn't allowed to hike on any trails, but she was a good sport about waiting in the car while I was gone on a couple of short hikes. It was nice and cool this morning, so it was perfect for her.
Oregon Juncoes were all over the place.
This is a cool arch! "Delicate Arch" it's called.
Doesn't this look like a hawk looking up?
White-crowned Sparrows were all over, too--this immature one was singing.
Autumn colors!

Two of the most beautiful things I saw all day weren't photographed. This morning I watched a raven flying about while the sun was still low, casting its shadow against one of the huge rock formations. And the shadow raven was dancing with the real one. I couldn't tear my eyes away--as the raven circled closer to the rock, its shadow came closer to it, and as the raven drew away, its shadow dropped lower, in an aerial minuet utterly beautiful and thrilling. It almost seemed as if the raven was aware of its shadow and how it could make it bigger and smaller, because a few times it seemed to extend its feet toward the shadow--it looked like two ravens doing their courtship skydance.

Then, this evening as I drove through New Mexico, the full moon rose above some gorgeous rocks which themselves were glowing in the final rays of the setting sun. The combination of browns and reds against an indigo sky and the lunar luminescence took my breath away.

Two sad things today--a dead Great Horned Owl on a roadside and an ugly brown cloud hanging over the distant sky. I looked at my car's GPS map and the cloud was over Denver--about 200 miles away! The richest nation in the world and we can't even clean up our own atmosphere.

Last day at the Bear River Migratory Bird Refuge

I was at the Bear River till about noon. I was going to go birding with Betsy Beneke, but she ended up having to attend a meeting that lasted all morning. Disappointing because she's such a cool person, but what can you do? So I headed out at noon after taking more photos.

I decided to drive to wherever I happened to be between 5:30 and 6 pm. And where did that happen to be? In Moab, Utah! I mean, just a couple of miles from Arches National Park! So that's where I plan to spend part of the morning before getting back on the road.

I have the world's slowest internet connection, so I'm not going to post photos till later. But you can see the trip so far (without captions yet) here:
http://www.lauraerickson.com/bird/Places/ND-MT-ID-UT-NM2007Gallery.html

Photon is such a joy on this trip! It's been cool enough for her to stay in the car when I've been busy with Betsy, and she's been great about that. She's nine years old now, and when she's not busy she's napping. But when I bring her on hikes or just to get out of the car and look at scenery she's happy in her Zen-like way. She understands "motel manners," too. At home she barks two or three times when she hears strangers, just so's I know they're there. Here she makes the TINIEST "woof!" just once, and had learned to ignore people coming and going in the halls entirely. On a long drive, it's lovely to be able to put my hand over and stroke her. I can listen to NPR or whatever music I feel like listening to and she never complains or acts like she'd prefer to listen to anything else. And when we get back to our room I pull out her dishes and give her fresh water and food, and she acts like it's the world's finest meal, and like I'm the world's greatest cook and kindest person. Yep. The perfect travel companion.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Bear River Migratory Bird Refuge

It's just as wonderful as I hoped! The birds weren't as abundant as I'd dreamed, but that's because I was on the public driving tour, and right now so are a lot of hunters--the birds aren't stupid. But I got lots of splendid looks at lots of splendid birds. Bird of the day yesterday was the magpie--collectively, they were everywhere. Bird of the day today was the Short-eared Owl who followed my car along the road to the refuge. What a thrill!

My program went reasonably well tonight. Whew. Tomorrow I get to spend part of the morning birding with the wonderful Betsy Beneke--then it's on to Las Cruces!










I'm at the BEAR RIVER REFUGE!

Well, I'm not quite at the refuge yet. I'm at the Howard Johnson motel in Brigham City, and it's still dark.

Did you know that the state of Montana, or at least the Department of Transportation supports the theory of evolution? They had lots of signs at various rest stops about dinosaur digs and how old the various fossils are. And speaking of fossils, my dear friend Jeff Pentel happens to have a chunk of fossilized dinosaur poop! I had SO much fun visiting him. He's the kind of friend who you can go 8 or 9 years without seeing and everything picks up right where we left off. He made a perfect cup of coffee--he's a real connoisseur, with far more refined sensibilities than I have, but boy it did taste great. And he made shockingly good pancakes with wild huckleberries! Imagine waking up every morning beneath beautiful mountains, with magpies stopping by for their breakfast. It was a little piece of heaven.

What a great ride I had yesterday! It was a little tricky driving through a delicate snow fall in Yellowstone, but I moseyed through. Between the high winds and the general murkiness, I didn't see a single bison, elk, moose, antelope, deer, or any other big mammals--just one squirrel ran across the road, but well far enough ahead of me that I didn't even need to slow down. The scenery was spectacular, and I think I'd be daid from the beauty if I'd actually had clear skies through Yellowstone.

Idaho is absolutely beautiful, and a great rest stop had a lovely walk through lava fields rich with sage. My dream was to see a Sage Grouse (I'd seen what looked like a dead one in eastern Montana), but instead I got a beautiful and cooperative Townsend's Solitaire.

And then I made it to Utah. Wow--I'm so excited about going to the refuge that I could pop! The sky is just starting to grow grayish bluish pink instead of black, so I'm going to get crackin'!We got to the I-94 rest stop at Theodore Roosevelt National Park just after it got light Sunday.
Gorgeous badlands, but the low light didn't do them justice.
This Sharp-tailed Grouse was curious about Photon.
Photon approves of this park!
Photon made friends with a trucker's dog--Buddy!
The sun came out in Montana.
One of Jeff Pentel's robins.
My only photo of a magpie so far--through the window, but hey--it's a magpie. I'll settle for anything.
A perfect cup of coffee.
Wish we could have spent more time here!
Idaho is beautiful!
Townsend's Solitaire at the Idaho rest stop (near mileage marker 101 on I-15)
Oh, my. Like I said, Idaho is beautiful!
So far, this is the only photo of a Utah bird I've taken. I should improve on this today!

Monday, October 22, 2007

Bozeman, Montana!

I stayed with my good friend Jeff Pentel last night after a splendid drive out here. It was cloudy through North Dakota, but beautiful--it was light by the time we reached Theodore Roosevelt National Park, and we took a little break. A Sharp-tailed Grouse was moseying around the rest stop in the park, curious about Photon! Driving I-94 through the park we also saw a HUGE black bear, antelopes, and deer. Red-tailed Hawks were abundant, and saw a couple of Northern Harriers, too.

Crossing into Montana, the skies cleared. A coyote ran through a field near enough to the expressway for me to get lovely looks.

And the scenery! It just got better and better as the day went on. Bozeman is spectacular. Jeff has magpies--I can't wait for it to get light so I can take photos! Will add pictures from yesterday later.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Bismarck, North Dakota

Whew! I got a late start today, but I'm in Bismarck, North Dakota, now, about halfway to Bozeman, Montana, where I'll be spending tomorrow night. It was a lovely drive. The tamaracks in Minnesota were spectacular--brilliant gold, and set off to perfection by the black spruces. I was driving Highway 210, and the few rest stops or places one could safely pull over to the side weren't in view of the most beautiful trees, so I didn't stop along the way for photographs.

On the bummer side, I saw a dead Sharp-tailed Grouse and a dead badger--also, of course, several dead skunks and raccoons and a pheasant as I got further west. But there were plenty of Blue Jays, a few Red-tailed Hawks, and a Bald Eagle. And lots of Red-breasted Nuthatches--more of those than chickadees flew across the road.

Tomorrow I'll be seeing more western birds. I hope hope HOPE I get photos of magpies! And I can't wait to see my good friend Jeff Pentel. I quoted him in my book, but I don't have a copy handy and I'm too tired to go out to my car. I'll sleep well tonight!

Dave Barry Alert!

Oh my gosh! I got an email yesterday from the wonderful Judi Smith, humor writer Dave Barry's assistant. She said when Dave gets back from his book tour, I can interview him for my radio program again! I'm reading his new book, Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far!), finding obscure bird references within (such as people super-gluing turkey rectums shut [in dead turkeys, presumably for cooking purposes]) that I'll talk with him about. I'm leaving today for Utah's Bear River Migratory Bird Refuge (I'll be doing a program about owls there Tuesday night if you happen to be in the neighborhood!) and then on to New Mexico for a statewide environmental education conference next weekend (I'm the keynote speaker!). When I get back I'll schedule the interview, and will podcast it ASAP.

One of my goals in life is to talk Dave Barry into writing Dave Barry's Field Guide to Nature: How and Why to Avoid It. That would be a funny book! Here's a pipe dream--what if I could talk Dave Barry into letting me go through all his archived columns searching out all his references to exploding House Sparrows and dog-scaring toads and other nature subjects to help him research and organize the book?

Conserve Water!


This has been a strange year in Duluth, with Lake Superior reaching its lowest level ever recorded in August, and now basements flooding from the saturated ground after weeks of LOTS of rain. But the drought in the Southeast continues unabated. Most predictions about climate change involve wildly fluctuating weather conditions and flooding in some areas and droughts in others. Atlanta is expected to run out of running water within months if there isn't significant rain there.

Water conservation is obviously critical for us humans, and as usual, what's truly good for us is also good for birds. Here's what I wrote in 101 Ways to Help Birds about water conservation:

13) Conserve water.

Water is a truly renewable resource, evaporating and returning to the air and forming clouds, then raining down on us, with the cycle repeating over and over. The amount of water on the planet remains constant. What changes is the amount of clean, drinkable freshwater for humans and wildlife.

Humans need only 1 to 2 quarts of water per day to stay alive, but we use much more. According to Cornell University’s Science News (January 20, 1997), Americans use about 100 gallons of water per person per day for drinking, cooking, washing, disposing of wastes, and other personal purposes—much higher than the world average of about 22 gallons per person per day. Not only do we use a lot of water in our homes, but agricultural and industrial water use is even more intensive. Farm policies in the United States subsidize the costs of irrigation, exacerbating the problem. As our population increases, the amount of clean water available in lakes, rivers, streams, and our uncontaminated groundwater supply is becoming depleted. Much of the groundwater that provides water used by agriculture, industry, and municipalities is being depleted far more rapidly than it’s being recharged.

How critical is water conservation for birds? Let’s consider just one situation: that of the Aransas National Wildlife Refuge, along the Gulf of Mexico on the Texas coast. People have known for a long time that the fresh water flowing into the refuge is critical for Whooping Cranes and other species that live in the estuary. Cranes, like humans living in San Antonio and other Texas cities, depend on water from the Edwards Aquifer, a source of spring water that feeds the Guadalupe and San Antonio Rivers. Of course, rainwater and runoff also provide fresh water for the rivers, but during dry spells, aquifer springs may contribute more than 80 percent of the fresh water entering the bay. When people remove this water from the aquifer for drinking, bathing, irrigation, feeding livestock, manufacturing, and other uses, the fresh water entering the estuary from the rivers declines, salinity goes up, and the ecosystem changes.

During years when not enough fresh water flows from the rivers into the estuary, marsh salinities increase and blue crab populations decline. Blue crabs are the primary food source for wintering Whooping Cranes, so a scarcity of crabs in the marshes hurts the cranes. In years when salinities are high and blue crabs are few in number, more Whooping Cranes die over the winter. “We found when salinity in the marshes reaches 23 parts per 1,000 (sea water is 35 parts per 1,000), the Whooping Cranes have to fly to fresh water to drink at least twice a day. This forces the cranes to use up more energy reserves, and increases the risk of predation whenever the birds leave the marsh,” Tom Stehn, Whooping Crane coordinator at the Aransas National Wildlife Refuge, told me. The cranes that survive have less to eat and are forced to use up fat reserves rather than putting on fat. Fat reserves are necessary for the cranes to survive their 2,400 mile migration in the spring with enough energy left over to nest successfully. Stehn notes that there is a direct correlation between Whooping Crane breeding success in summer and the population level of blue crabs they fed on the previous winter.

It’s not only Whooping Cranes that depend on fresh water inflows to the estuary. Other endangered or threatened species that live in the bay include Brown Pelicans, Reddish Egrets, and Piping Plovers. The human population of Texas is expected to double in the next 50 years. How will it be possible for us to meet our own needs and those of Whooping Cranes and other birds, especially as changing weather patterns exacerbate the degree and duration of droughts?

The heavy needs of water for the burgeoning development of central Florida have put Everglades National Park in jeopardy, the flow of the Platte River through Nebraska, where migrating Sandhill Cranes stop over every spring, is a fraction of its historical level; and much of the arid West is becoming ever more arid.

In the Southwest, the exploding human population has depleted already limited freshwater supplies, with international implications. Millions of acres of jungle-like wilderness in northern Mexico are now sterile salt flats because of heavy water use in the United States. In the days before the Hoover Dam was completed in 1936, Aldo Leopold recorded clouds of waterfowl in the Sonoran Desert’s largest wetland, the Cienega de Santa Clara. Leopold traveled the Cienega by canoe with his brother in 1922, calling it a “milk and honey wilderness.” “The river was nowhere and everywhere, for he could not decide which of a hundred green lagoons offered the most pleasant and least speedy path to the Gulf,” Leopold wrote. "So he traveled them all, and so did we.” The Cienega is but a shadow of what it once was, and is under threat of more damage from the Yuma desalting plant which, if it goes into production, will feed its toxic saline dregs directly into the Cienega.

The ever-increasing voraciousness for fresh water ensures that problems such as this become more and more prevalent, as we lose more and more of the freshwater reserves we should be protecting for our children and grandchildren as well as for birds and other wildlife.

The worst water use problems in the nation are centered in the West, where water conservation is urgent for humans as well as birds, yet flying over major cities, one can’t help but notice swimming pools sparkling in the sun. Squandering limited water supplies in arid areas increases the likelihood of wildfires and concentrates toxins that run off into rivers and ground water supplies. And even in areas of the country that have much more fresh water, such as the Great Lakes region, ground water and drinking water supplies are becoming more and more contaminated due to intensive agricultural practices and toxins from industry and people. When sewage plants carry too heavy a burden, managers sometimes hasten the treatment process by releasing blended contaminated and cleaned water together, which increases the dangers of disease for both humans and birds. One dangerous organism, Cryptosporidia, got into Milwaukee's drinking water in 1993, causing illness in about 400,000 people and killing more than 100. In the face of that, little attention was paid to the loss of birds and other wildlife.

Chemicals are so pervasive in the environment that one study found 287 different contaminants in human umbilical cord blood. These contaminants included pesticides, fire retardants, and mercury. And a June, 2005 Washington Post article reports on the alarming amount of pharmaceuticals in our nation's waterways, the result of drugs being tossed down the drain and flushed down the toilet. These chemicals, including hormones found in birth control pills, may have human health risks, since water treatment plants only remove a fraction of pharmaceutically-active compounds. Nobody is sure what the effects are, how these substances interact, or the full seriousness of their impacts on wildlife. Nonetheless, most government officials don't seem particularly interested in the issue.

When I was in graduate school, one of my friends who became a biologist for Exxon liked to say, “Dilution is the solution to pollution.” This may be true to a point, but year after year as our freshwater supplies stay constant or even dwindle, the amount of toxins we release steadily increases, making them ever more concentrated rather than diluted. On the shores of the largest, and ostensibly one of the cleanest, lakes in the world, in Duluth where I live, a series of storms in September, 1990, caused storm sewers to overflow and led to a sanitary sewage spill, washing raw sewage and even some medical wastes into Lake Superior. Birders and Duluthians found sick and dead birds all along the shore. One birder brought me three sick Sanderlings, little shorebirds that she found, weak and emaciated, along a popular beach. Parasites multiply rapidly on birds too sick to preen, and these birds were covered with lice and mites. I dusted them with a mild insecticide, but meanwhile, when I first examined the birds, a louse on the sickest bird bit me, apparently transferring to me whatever pathogens were in the bird. A couple of days later I became seriously ill, with a high fever, hallucinations, and difficulty breathing. My symptoms were similar to psittacosis (parrot fever), but blood samples proved negative for that and every other disease the blood was tested for. Meanwhile, my doctor laced me with a broad-spectrum antibiotic and I recovered. But the Sanderling died, and a Common Nighthawk I was caring for at the same time also succumbed. We Duluthians swim and boat in Lake Superior, and draw our drinking water from it, all the while leaking our wastes into the water and trusting that human beings will prove a bit sturdier than little sandpipers.

As public utilities become increasingly burdened with our growing population, and as the anti-tax movement makes it harder to maintain them, we can expect this kind of dangerous situation to happen with increasing frequency, hurting all of us. Even simple sewage backups and overflows can contaminate lakes and rivers. Conserving and using our precious water resources responsibly helps birds and humans both.

How can we make a difference? First and foremost, don’t waste water. The Environmental Protection Agency and many municipal water providers suggest on their websites a great many simple ways we can save water at home. And don’t place extra burdens on your sewer system and wastewater treatment plant. Remember, anything that goes into the sewer system is flushed with water which must be cleaned and the debris removed before it can be returned to open water. In addition, hazardous materials and medicines may not be removed and will increase water pollution. Try not to wash down drains or flush any of the following items:

  • Paper products. These do not dissolve, and add to the burden of sludge.
  • Lint and hair. These may clog your drain or the sewer system.
  • Condoms, underwear, and other non-biodegradable solids.
  • Oil, paint, and other toxins. Know where your local toxic waste disposal site is, and use it.
  • Cat litter. The sand and gravel can block a sewer line.

Friday, October 19, 2007

A bit more about cats

I just got my copy of an extraordinary book--Silence of the Songbirds by Bridget Stutchbury. It is a very important book about bird conservation, by a scientist with a great mind and a great heart. Here's a brief excerpt:
A tiny, pale warbler, a female common yellowthroat, had been caught in mid-May while she was nest building and was fitted with a tiny backpack that held a radiotransmitter. Over the next week researchers followed her movements for a few hours every day as she finished her nest, laid eggs, and began incubating her clutch of four eggs. One day, she was gone and her eggs were stone cold.

Scott Tarof, a postdoctoral researcher at the University of Wisconsin, went out that afternoon to help a graduate student find out what had happened to their female. The bird's radio signal was coming from the pasture across the road from the study site. The two walked into the pasture thinking they would find the radio tag lying on the ground, but were puzzled when the signal suddenly started coming from the far end of the pasture. As they walked in that direction, the signal moved again; this time it was several hundred yards away in the opposite direction. There was no common yellowthroat to be seen or heard, so they thought they were going crazy or maybe the equipment was not working properly.

After a few hours of frustrating false leads looking for the radio tag in the hot sun, they finally got a steady signal from a clump of grass in the corner of the pasture. They zeroed in on the signal only to find a chewed-up transmitter in a pile of cat poop. The female warbler had been eaten by someone's cat, and Tarof had unknowingly been following the cat that still had the bird, and its radio tag, inside it.

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To estimate the numbers of birds killed, homeowners in Michigan were asked to count up the dead animals their cats brought home. On average, each cat killed about one bird a week, and though this may not sound like much, the damage adds up because there are so many free-ranging cats near homes and farms. The six hundred cats in this study would have killed more than six thousand birds during a typical ten-week breeding season alone. A similar study in Wichita, Kansas, asked homeowners to bag the contents of the litter box so researchers could later search through the feces looking for feathers. They found bird remains in about 10 percent of the samples, even though the homeowners had not reported seeing their cat bring back a bird in recent days. This suggests that kitty is not as innocent as owners think and that surveys of cat predation underestimate the true scale of the problem. When the Wichita study ended, the homeowners were asked if, given the results of the study, they would now keep their cats indoors; 73 percent said no.

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Cats are not to blame for the songbird decline, but keeping cats indoors will mean that birds nesint in woodlots near farms and homes will have a better chance of staying alive and producing a healthy number of offspring.

Cape May Feral Cat Colony

Kasey riding home from Ohio

Cape May, New Jersey, is one of the most important migration stopovers in the world. Shorebirds pig out on its beaches, getting essential fuel to continue their long journeys. Songbirds rest and feed in the vegetation, hawks fly over looking for easy meals. Cape May is naturally also one of the top destinations in the world for birders, who not only go there individually and in groups to enjoy the migration but also in huge numbers for birding festivals and other important gatherings.

Cape May has also become a safe harbor for feral cats. An organization that neuters, vaccinates, and releases cats flourishes in Cape May, and a recent City Council vote ensures that the program will continue. This program is sponsored by well-meaning, kind human beings who can’t bear the thought of abandoned cats being killed.

St. Francis of Assisi wrote, “If you have men who would exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men.” How we deal with animals reflects directly on our basic humanity—small wonder that children who torture animals so very often become sociopaths as adults. Cats bring out an ugly side of many cruel people. This ugly element sometimes colors the debate about how to deal with unwanted pets. And that makes the people who love cats over-react, and excludes from the shelter of their compassion and pity the millions of wild, native American birds killed every year by domestic cats.

I personally love cats. When an abandoned cat, part of a similar spay and release program in Ohio, was feeding on birds where my daughter’s friend lived, I talked the cat into coming into my car and drove home 800 miles with her. Kasey is now a treasured part of our family. That was the solution to one cat problem. But there are just not enough people willing and able to provide similar services for the millions of unwanted cats in America, and truly feral cats virtually never adapt to living indoors with humans. What can we possibly do for them?

So I can understand why some organizations put millions of dollars into these spay, vaccinate and release projects. Their rationale is that by vaccinating the cats, they won’t carry infectious diseases that could endanger humans, by spaying them little by little they’ll solve the long-term problem of cat overpopulation, and by providing food they’ll minimize the number of birds killed by them as well as keeping them within a smaller range.

Meanwhile, of course, there are bird-lovers who see the pain and suffering and death inflicted by cats on birds. And there are the scientists who can overlook individual deaths of both cats and birds, because they’re focused on effects to populations. It’s absolutely true that cats kill many millions of birds every year in the United States, and that some vulnerable species, such as endangered Piping Plovers and threatened Snowy Plovers, are killed in disproportionately high numbers. But it’s also true that if we were to kill all the feral and homeless cats in America, that would result in many millions of deaths, too. So what’s the answer?

There really and truly is no best solution to this horrible situation. But some solutions are far far worse than others. People say it’s “natural” for cats to kill birds while it’s “unnatural” for humans to kill cats, but really, the way nature keeps predator populations in check is via disease, fighting to the death when territories get too crowded, and starvation. This project ensures that cats have seriously unnatural advantages that allow their local population to be far more abundant than natural predator populations could possibly be. And the location of this cat colony exacerbates the problems for birds. Since Cape May is a migratory magnet, most of the birds that visit every year are unfamiliar with the lay of the land, with no way of knowing where the unnaturally high numbers of predators are hanging out until it’s too late.

The plumpest Piping Plovers weigh less than 2 ounces, including feathers and bones that aren’t particularly digestible. My cat Kasey eats about 2 ounces of moist cat food and about 2 ounces of dry cat food a day. That would be the equivalent of at least two birds the size of Piping Plovers, or 12 birds the size of chickadees, or between 8 and 16 warblers. It's true that the cats in this program are receiving supplemental food. But without needing more food, my Kasey searches out and kills mice in our basement. Spiders, flies, and moths that make their way into our house now never find their way out again. She can leap to get a bug on the wall seven feet off the floor.

There really are no win-win solutions for some horrible dilemmas. And when there are two sides, each gets stuck looking at the side of the tragedy they see clearly, and minimizing the tragedy the other side sees clearly.

I don’t know if anyone is truly impartial with regard to the Cape May cat debate. I know I'm not, not after holding in my hands so many birds dying from cat bites. The White-breasted Nuthatch whose tail feathers, entire lower end of its spine, and intestines were ripped out by a cat. The Evening Grosbeak whose ribs were crushed and whose lungs were punctured by a cat bite. The cardinal and the chickadee who had no apparent injuries because cat bite puncture wounds were hidden beneath feathers, yet who died horribly slow, painful deaths from infection.

But I’ve also held my cat Sasha in my arms as she died from a stroke, after dragging herself with paralyzed rear legs into my bedroom desperately searching for me. She was another stray I took in—she’d been eating redpolls and other birds at my own feeder. I loved that cat very deeply, and was heartbroken when she died.

Individual life—cat and bird—is beautiful, meaningful, and irreplaceable. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men can’t put a mangled dead Piping Plover back together again, and they can’t bring back to life a dead cat. But saying that birds killed by cats aren’t our responsibility or our fault is simply untrue. Cats are not native to America—they were brought here by humans, and humans continue to release them even today. Like other forms of habitat destruction caused by humans, cats in the American landscape are a human-caused problem, and one that is our responsibility to solve. It is our moral imperative to find a solution that is humane for the cats. But it is just as imperative to find a solution that does not kill innocent bird lives. And at this point, we honestly are not just comparing innocent individual cat lives and innocent individual bird lives. We’re talking about populations of birds found on no other continents—populations that are entirely our duty to protect. There are fewer than 3000 pairs of Piping Plovers in all of the US and Canada, while there are tens or hundreds of millions of outdoor cats. In one of the most evocative stories in the Bible, God himself caused millions of individual innocent animals and human beings to drown, but put Noah to the task of keeping each animal species alive. Even the vengeful Old Testament God knew that extinction is forever.

Birds on Cape May include species that have been irreparably harmed by development and other forms of habitat destruction, pesticides, and other human-caused problems. How can people in good conscience support a plan that exacerbates these human-caused environmental problems, allowing so much individual death of birds at the teeth and claws of a species that has been altered by humans in its breeding, is not native to America or any of our wild habitats, and is given huge subsidies that keep it at local levels far above what wild predators could survive? Every single bird killed by a cat is a bird killed, indirectly but truly, by us. Closing our eyes to those deaths to support an inappropriately-located and misguided cat colony excludes some of God's creatures from our compassion and pity out of sentimentality and closed-mindedness.

Spay and release programs do not begin to approach the central problem. Domestic cats belong in domestic situations, not in the wild. When outdoor cats are captured for neutering and vaccinations, the people who wish to keep them alive should be able to do so, but not by releasing them back into the wild.

I’ve done my part—in my lifetime I’ve taken in five stray cats and given them a loving home. If feral cat colonies really are necessary, they should be entirely fenced with cat-proof fencing, located in habitat that is already degraded so as not to attract native birds, and situated far, far away from migratory bird pathways. But far, far more work needs to be done to find INDOOR homes for cats. And if we're going to err on the side of compassion, make it not by choosing individual life over individual life, but by giving preference to the most vulnerable populations over the tragically too-abundant species.

Until this Cape May feral cat colony is removed, I’m boycotting the city. I have limited birding dollars. Why should I support hotels, restaurants, and other businesses that support setting a lethal trap for the birds--individuals and whole populations--that I love? And why should I support birding organizations and events that value their prosperity and local popularity over making a REAL difference for birds?This is Cat, the cat I rescued from Stoney Point, up the shore from Duluth.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Mr. President?


Stephen Colbert announced last night that he will be running for President of the United States, in South Carolina. Read the news story here.

Notice that the news story gets the title of his book wrong. It's not "I Am American (And So Can You!)"; it's I Am AMERICA (And So Can You).

I will endorse this candidate if he promises to make me Secretary of Birds if he wins. Otherwise, I'm sticking with Dave Barry, who (and I am not making this up) really did promise to make me Secretary of Birds if HE is elected president. You can hear all about it on this 12-minute radio interview, along with solid proof that I'm no Terry Gross. You can also read the Dave Barry's Christmas Gift-Buying Guide entry about the nighthawk tapeworm I gave him here.

Jealous of Birdchick!

Oh my gosh! The ever-effervescent Birdchick has had two close encounters with Ian McKellen!!!!! How lucky can a person be? I would have given a great deal to get to see him perform in my favorite play of all time, King Lear, which is playing in the Twin Cities right now. I don't know if she's going to see the play, but she did get to see him in a grocery store and on her way to a movie! She writes, "Can I say how much I enjoy just picking him out in the streets among all the other people? It's like finding a Ross's goose mixed in with a bunch of snow geese."

I did find it intriguing that she wrote of her amazing encounters in a blog entry titled, "Weekend of Red-tails." Yes, most of the post is about her heading north to help band hawks. But considering that long first paragraph I can't help but wonder... There IS a nude scene in King Lear, after all.

Norman Bates' screech owl in Entertainment Weekly

My family subscribes to Entertainment Weekly, since we're all fascinated with movies. This week's online issue includes a quiz to identify movie props that includes a stuffed bird. In the paper copy of the magazine, it tells something about this cool artifact:
Psycho
Stuffed Owl
As if the Bates Motel weren't creepy enough, director Alfred Hitchcock posed this stuffed owl among other mounted animals in Norman Bates' parlor to amplify the sense of menace. Universal Studios archivist Jeff Pirtle, who now tends to the creature along with a stuffed seagull [sic] from The Birds, says it's in surprisingly good condition, given that the film debuted in 1960. "It was preserved using arsenic," Pirtle explains. Somehow, when you're talking about a Hitchcock prop, a dose of arsenic seems fitting.
Arsenic was often used for preserving birds that are now in museum drawers. This screech-owl looks pretty ragged, but really is in pretty good condition, considering it was supposedly stuffed by an aspiring taxidermist who was getting practice before stuffing his raison d'être. Can anyone tell which species it is?

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Cool! Thanks, John Riutta!


The wonderful John Riutta, "Born Again Birdwatcher," was kind enough to send this photo of himself reading my book.

A lovely tribute!

Lynne from Hasty Brook wrote a lovely review of my book in her blog today! Thanks so much, Lynne!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Whooping Cranes on the move!


The 2007 batch of baby Whooping Cranes is off! They took off early Saturday morning for their first stopover. They arrived in more than one batch--one straggler actually went back to Necedah but followed later--but they all arrived at the first stop entirely on their own power. Keep up with the daily flight at the Operation Migration Field Journal page. And you can get background information about each chick, and about the birds from earlier years, at the Journey North website's Crane pages.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Cockatoo dancing!

This is really cool.

Stephen Colbert and Maureen Dowd --what a pair!

Check this out!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

It's official! 101 Ways to Help Birds Nominated for the Stephen T. Colbert Award for The Literary Excellence!


Bravo, Radiohead!

My son Tom's birthday was Sunday, but he didn't get his gift until yesterday, and he won't get most of it until December. I preordered Radiohead's new album, In Rainbows.
Radiohead is a wonderful band. I have a few of their songs on my own iPod, and I think Tom has everything they've ever done. They're for Tom what Paul Simon has always been for me. And I LOVE that they're self-releasing this new album. You can order the download for whatever you wish to pay. If they average just 30 cents per album, they'll break even for what they'd get from releasing it on a label. Imagine that--thirty lousy cents! I didn't go cheap--I actually ordered the full package, which includes the download for now and also the music (including some special bonus tracks) on both CDs and vinyl, and a book, when they're shipped in December. That was expensive, but I feel pretty good about it because ALL the profit goes to Radiohead.

I'm still reeling from the trial in Duluth about illegal downloading of music. I can't believe that the jury fined the woman $222,000! When I was in college, I could afford NO music at all. My brother-in-law had all of Paul Simon's albums, and he copied them onto cassettes for me. I listened to them over and over. Did the companies or, worse, Paul Simon lose money because of me? Nope. I had no money to buy music at all, so even if I couldn't copy his records, I wouldn't have been able to buy them. I did get a lot of listening pleasure for free, but as soon as I did have a job, and after compact disc technology was invented, I went out and bought every single album Paul Simon made. I forked out a few hundred dollars, of which Paul Simon would have received maybe two or three dollars. That's the way things work now--a jury made up of human beings is more compassionate toward big business than they are toward their fellow human beings, and now a single mother who makes barely $36,000 a year will be destitute.

But Radiohead is skipping that corporate middle-man. Good for them. And until things change, I am no longer ever going to buy music or movies that are in any way associated with EMI Group PLC's Capitol Records Inc.; the Arista Records LLC label and its parent Sony BMG Music Entertainment, which is run by Sony Corp. and Bertelsmann AG; Vivendi SA's UMG Inc. and its label, Interscope Records; and Warner Bros. Records Inc., which is a unit of Warner Music Group Corp. Period.

Over the 21 years since I started my radio program, many people have told me they tape my show off the radio or in other ways copy the program to listen to when they want. Usually they're rather apologetic, as if they were stealing something from me. But I've produced the program mostly at my own expense and always as a volunteer for all those years because I WANT people to learn about birds and love and protect them. So I'm always delighted to hear that people enjoy it. I'm a lousy capitalist, and if I weren't heavily subsidized by my sweet husband, I'd never have gotten this far doing so much for so little money. Now, though, we do need more money than I'm bringing in. I'm speaking at several upcoming events:

  • Audubon Upper Midwest Regional Conference this weekend
  • Annual fundraising dinner at Hope Lutheran Church in Eau Claire Wisconsin October 18
  • Bear River National Wildlife Refuge--I'll be stopping there to do a program en route to--
  • The annual meeting of the Environmental Education Association of New Mexico in a couple of weeks
  • Woodland Dunes Winnie Smith Annual Harvest Dinner November 3
  • the Central Valley Birding Symposium in mid-November
Then I'm hanging up my hat with regard to public speaking, at least for a while, to get a regular paying job. My expenses usually exceed what I make at talks (and I do a number of talks for little or nothing), and my Power Point projector bulb is on its last pixels--I can't afford to buy a new one, and right now can't even afford to buy mealworms for my chickadees. Three college-age kids, some necessary home improvements to make our house more handicapped accessible if my mother-in-law wishes to stay with us during her recovery, paying for a new car--all that is more than a single income can be expected to cover. So I'll be applying at a local temp agency and see what office jobs I'm qualified to do. Once we're back on our feet financially I'll be back.

My own radio programs are all available on the Internet for free, legal downloading. You can get them straight from my website as mp3 files, or via iTunes as podcasts. All the information about them is here. I hope to continue doing that while I work, but I will probably have to cut back some because of time constraints. I'm not as young as I was when I started the program 21 years ago!

It's funny--the one time I've had a regular income from corporate America (well, I THOUGHT it was a small local company), it turned out I'd unknowingly given a huge corporation two years of my life--literally. Now a faceless company almost a thousand miles away owns every photo I took from February 2005 through March 15, 2007. Fortunately, I wrote on every gallery that anyone could download the photos for educational or conservation use for free, without permission. That was lucky, because that allows me to continue to use my own work, too. I just don't get the modern world. I'm glad Radiohead is so successful doing things their own way, following their beliefs and not giving in to the lure of big bucks with record labels. It's lovely to see the little guys win one once in a while.

By the way, my Tom's birthday is the same day as Thom Yorke's. I like that.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

My book has been nominated for the STEPHEN T COLBERT AWARD FOR THE LITERARY EXCELLENCE

Wow. I picked up Stephen Colbert's I Am America (And So Can You!) at the Orlando airport yesterday and finished it before I got to Duluth. It's wonderful, as I fully expected. And it comes with a page of stickers for "The Stephen T. Colbert Award for The Literary Excellence." It says,
Heroes, by buying and reading this book, you've proven you get it--and are therefore now members of the nominating committee for The Stephen T. Colbert Award for The Literary Excellence." Use the medallions below to nominate any book that you feel embodies the values of the Colbert Nation.
There are 12 medallions. So the next 11 people who email me requesting a copy of 101 Ways to Help Birds ($22 including shipping) will get their copy officially "stickered."

I'm at the Stephens Point, Wisconsin, Public Library right now. When I get home I'll scan a photo of my book with the official sticker so you can see just how prestigious it is for me to nominate my book for this award.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Disney Wild!

I spent Sunday at Disney World. Joe was working and I got to see his performance (he dances on stilts) at the Lion King Festival. Then I spent the rest of the day trying to amass photographs of at least 20 wild birds at the theme park. I haven't had time to go over all of them yet, and with my poor mother-in-law in the hospital and me going to Stevens Point tomorrow (I even made the Stevens Point Journal!), I can't finish it up. But I did make my Disney goal--here are a few of the photos I took:
Would this be the last thing a fish ever sees?
Great Egrets are all over the place.
House Sparrow
Not a bird--but dragonflies were everywhere.Garden spiders are gorgeous.White Ibises are abundant.
First time I ever saw a Limpkin right in Disney World!
I don't know which lizard this is.
Black Vulture.
Great Blue Heron
Let sleeping ducks lie.
My Joey in front of the Animal Kingdom's joeys.
Wood Stork flying overhead.
Lousy picture of a gorgeous bird.
Mourning Dove
Is this a frittilary? (See comments for answer)
Anhinga
Another Mallard

Uh oh

Russ's mom fell on Saturday and broke her pelvis. She's still in the hospital, headed for a nursing home tomorrow for three or so weeks. She's been in a lot of pain, but is in shockingly bright and lovely spirits. She's the world's best mother-in-law (she even gave me my first pair of binoculars and my first field guide!) so this is very distressing. I got to see her as soon as Russ picked me up at the airport today. Keep her in your thoughts.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge


I spent today at Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge. I love that place! The Visitor's Center was closed for some reason. I was disappointed, because I brought a copy of my book to donate. I wrote a lot about how essential National Wildlife Refuges are, and why it's critical for all of us to support them.

The water levels were high, and there were few wading birds about. I did get a few photos which I'll be working on during the trip home tomorrow. But I was so excited to see Florida Scrub-Jays that I had to post at least the one photo today. This has to be one of my all-time favorite bird species. So far I'm batting 1000 seeing them at Lake Kissimmee State Park, but only 500 for seeing them at Merritt Island. But today was my lucky day. There were two at the start of the Scrub Ridge Trail.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

I made it!

Despite The Odometer Game, watching what few birds I could find, listening to and singing along with my iPod, and whatever else occupied my mind yesterday, it seemed to take forever to arrive in Orlando. The drive took almost exactly 8 hours. The weather was weird--I was going through some strange front system, and it would be sunny and 91, and then drop to 82 or 79 or some other huge drop as I went through a downpour or a drizzle, and then the clouds would go away, the temperature would rise, and then the whole cycle would repeat. I didn't see many birds--it's not like the days in the 70s or early 80s when you drove through the south and all the ditches were filled with egrets and Purple Gallinules. But there was one Black Vulture sitting on a guardrail as traffic crawled through a construction zone.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Sunshine in my heart

No sun here in Georgia or in Duluth today--it's supposed to be rainy and blustery on Hawk Ridge, at least this morning. But those lovely people brought plenty of sunshine to me by taking their photos with my book! Really famous people! Above are this year's counters, Karl Bardon (the one who called out my first Boreal Chickadees of the season, putting his sharp ears as well as eyes to the task!) and Eileen Muller, literally a migrant worker from Mexico, who's seen and tallied some of the amazing hawk counts in Veracruz! I was in Veracruz a year ago at the Ornithological Conference, and got to see some of that amazing spectacle. As soon as I heard Eileen was going to be on the job this year, I knew it would be in good hands--or, should I say?, eyes. Below is the effervescent Volunteer Coordinator and Naturalist Julie O'Connor, who doesn't know how NOT to smile and who spends her summers showing everyone who passes by Duluth's downtown Peregrine Falcons; Hawk Ridge's brand new Executive Director Janelle Long (who I haven't had much chance to get to know, but she's got a smile in her voice as well as on her face and has the knowledge, experience, and ability to work with people to get the job done); and the ever-wise, warm and wonderful Education Director Debbie Waters. Thanks SO much, everyone!
It's not too late for YOU to send in a photo showing you and/or Stephen Colbert reading my book!

Friday, October 5, 2007

Cartersville, Georgia

Wow I'm tired. I left Chicago at 7 am CDT, and got to Cartersville, Georgia at 9 EDT. I'd have gotten past Atlanta except for two accidents that put traffic at a standstill for quite a while--they both looked really bad. Plus there was a horrific accident going the opposite way outside Chicago. I've reached a point where I don't even mind going at a snail's pace in these situations--it hardly seems an inconvenience in light of what the poor people IN the accident are going through.

How did I occupy my mind during the long, lonely drive? I always watch for birds, of course--lots of Turkey Vultures and a couple of Black Vultures, lots of Red-tailed Hawks, a kestrel and a Broad-wing, plenty of Blue Jays and crows, a few blackbird flocks, some robins, bazillions of starlings and pigeons. My favorite bird of the day was the Pileated Woodpecker that flew over the highway in southern Indiana. I tossed out a few crumbs at a rest stop for the House Sparrows. I did my first ornithology class paper about House Sparrow foraging behavior where people toss them food, back in 1975. Today's House Sparrows follow the same pattern, with the female investigating first, and males coming in after it's clear she has a suitable meal. Reminds me of Betty the New Caledonian Crow, who makes tools to pull food out of a tube. Her mate gets food the easy way--he waits for Betty to pull it out, and then he "shares."

While on the road, I played "the odometer game." This is a game of my own devising. It is impossible to play with a brand new car--you need at least 3 digits on the odometer, and it gets easier when you have 4 or 5 digits and easiest when you have 6, which is what I had today. You have to make an equation using those numbers, in order, adding whatever symbols you need to make both sides equal. For example, if the odometer reads 113709, you could write 1x(-1+3) = -7+0+9, or 1=1x(3+7)+0-9 The trick is, if you're going exactly 60 mph, you have exactly one minute at most from the time you notice the numbers till you have to have a workable equation--then the odometer clicks to the next number. It's a quintessentially geeky game, but it keeps the extra spaces of my brain occupied while I'm tooling along singing to my iPod, watching birds, blinking my lights at passing trucks who need to get in in front of me, and overall trying to drive safely. I love how Birdchick tries and succeeds at "show[ing] the world that you can be a birder without being a geek." We NEED non-geeky role models in birding. But just because you can be a birder without being a geek doesn't mean you CAN'T be a geek, and I am living proof.

I'm getting shockingly good mileage. From Duluth to Rocky Rococo's in Arlington, WI, I got 50 mpg. From Rocky's to somewhere in Indiana, I got 54. From there to close to Chattanooga, Tennessee, I got 57. The first ten miles after that fill-up, I got 99.9! Well, that was all downhill. But I'm 120 miles past that fill up now and still averaging 60 mpg. Not bad, Toyota. I do wish the company was supporting efforts to raise the American auto fleet's overall mileage. Oh, well.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Where are the truckers of yesteryear?

I made it as far as Chicago, and while I was driving my mind wandered to the Greyhound bus trips I used to take back and forth to college. On Sunday nights when I rode from home in Chicago back to Urbana, Illinois, I used to sit up front by the driver. I went home often enough that he recognized me and we used to have long conversations. That was back in the days when bus drivers were allowed to have conversations with passengers, and I think it helped him stay wide awake. Anyway, I'd observe how he flashed his headlights when a truck or another bus had passed him, signaling the other driver that all was clear to pull ahead of him. My bus driver said it could be really stressful to be pulling a big rig and trying to keep track of little cars that might pull to the right to pass just before you were trying to get into the right lane, and it was also tricky to gauge whether you'd truly passed a vehicle and that the driver knew you wanted to pull in. So this little "all clear" was appreciated, and when a truck pulled in front of us, that driver would flash his tail lights back at my driver in a little sign of thanks.

I loved how courteous the highways seemed back then. I didn't learn to drive until I was 22 or so, but as soon as I took to the open road in my trusty Ford Pinto, I started flashing my lights whenever trucks passed me, when it was safe for them to pull in. And 90% of them flashed their tail lights back at me. It made the highways as friendly for me as Baltimore was to Tracy Turnblad.

Hardly any truckers nowadays seem aware of this friendly tradition. Few of them flash to give each other the all clear, and even fewer expect auto drivers to do this. Last time I drove home from the Twin Cities, three truckers blinked their tail lights at me, but today, even with all the trucks passing me near Tomah and on the Illinois tollway, only one driver blinked. I bet if it were possible to get reliable statistics for each year from the 1950s through this decade, one would find a perfect inverse correlation between the number of auto drivers signaling truckers that it was safe to pull ahead of them and the number of auto drivers giving truckers and other drivers the finger. Something has been lost. Does anyone but me miss it?

Florida, here I come!

I'm headed to Florida today--well, I'll only get as far as Chicago, then will go another 800 miles or so tomorrow, and make it to Orlando on Saturday. I'm bringing our lovely "old" Prius to our son Joe, and flying home on Tuesday. Joe doesn't have any time off from his job at Disney World on Sunday and Monday, the two days I'll be there all day. I'll spend one of them at Disney World, working on my Checklist of (Wild) Birds of Walt Disney World (which used to be on my old blog--I have to figure out how to get it back because it was a pretty useful thing for birders who were stuck going to Disney World with their families but wanted to see real birds), and the other day I'll probably drive off to Merritt Island by myself to see what I can see. I'll post whenever I get Internet.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Final ghost story in the trilogy

He missed his wife. It was a year ago exactly that she had collapsed, dead, in the snow.

Those damned bird feeders! He shouldn’t have gone to work that morning, not when she was so sick, the cancer eating away at her breasts and bones and lungs. It wasn’t the cancer that killed her, though. The doctor said it was her heart. He came home to find her lying there, spilled sunflower seeds scattered around her, the bucket on its side, one of those stupid birds actually sitting on her face, not flying off until he stooped to pick her up. She was dead, of course, stiff and cold as ice. She must have been there the entire day.

It was all his fault. Why hadn’t he filled the feeders himself? Of course, it was her fault, too. Why was it so important to keep those damned feeders filled? He never filled them again, and every time the chickadees came to the window, staring at him, he stared back emptily. So the hell what if you’re hungry? My wife is dead.

The chickadees should have disappeared as soon as they’d finished the seeds. But a year later, they were still coming. Damn them! Every time he looked at one, its eyes sparkling with life, he thought of his wife’s dead eyes, open and glazed, staring out. She had a smile on her lips but her eyes were dead.

This morning when the chickadees came, they seemed especially annoying. One actually tapped on the window, staring him down insistently. He wanted to grab it and crush it and throw it in the snow. And suddenly he stood up and headed down into the basement and grabbed a fistful of seeds and was standing on the porch before he knew what was happening. And without a moment’s hesitation, in flew that windowsill chickadee, straight to his hand. As if in slow motion he watched his fingers curl as the chickadee looked up at him. His fingertips touched the chickadee’s wings, and still it gazed up at him. And a spark flew from the chickadee’s eyes and pierced his heart and there she was, smiling at him, telling him in all but words that she was okay. The cancer didn’t kill her. She had triumphed over it, dying in a burst of joy, diamonds of snow sparkling all around her, chickadees filling her eyes and ears and fingertips with happiness that infused every cell of her body.

He loosened his fingers. The chickadee looked into his weary eyes, and in the chickadee’s eye sparkle he saw his wife. She was in heaven, right here on earth.

Another ghost story

She sat in the marsh at dawn, gazing at delicate tendrils of fog rising from the water or, maybe, descending from the heavens. A large raft of Wood Ducks materialized in the growing light, swimming peaceably. Suddenly the rising sun's brilliant beams caught an old, spent shotgun shell on the ground beside her. She idly picked it up, and at that moment an icy gust--the wind?--passed through her. And in that instant she felt her brother’s presence beside her. Or, rather, within her. In this marsh, one year ago today, he and his dog had disappeared on opening day of duck season, never to be found.

One of the ducks looked into her eyes with a level gaze, its red eyes glowing. She looked through the flock, realizing that every one of the birds was staring at her with that same menacing gaze. Suddenly she felt icy water and the weird, rubbery feel of fleshy yellow and black webs with irritating claws relentlessly patting on her face and body, holding her down, down as she gasped for air, swallowing water, water filling her lungs. The dog beside her struggled desperately, too. And then all was black.

As she fainted, the shotgun shell flew from her hands and dropped into the water. Her mind cleared and she shuddered. She knew. But who would ever believe her?

She stood up and started to walk away, but before she reached the rise and the pond disappeared from view, she turned for one last look at the Wood Ducks, again feeding peacefully. One looked up at her and winked.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Chicken rescue


It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Charles Durning: My hero


I love Charles Durning. Handsome and sweet, and in some of my favorite movies, such as The Sting, Tootsie, and The Muppet Movie, and the number one reason I kept tuning into one lovely TV show, Evening Shade. But I didn't know until last week that Durning was not only a veteran of World War II, but a genuine hero, awarded a Silver Star, three Purple Heart medals, and a Good Conduct Medal. And he was one of the few survivors of the infamous Malmedy massacre of American POWs. That massacre was discussed on tonight's edition of The War, though no mention was made of Durning's role. So I'm posting this just so's you know.

I wish I could get a photo of HIM holding my book!

By the way, Durning was in Duluth in the late 1980s filming Far North, which had one of the best movie soundtracks EVER in terms of bird songs. Of course, that's because the technical adviser for the bird songs in the soundtrack was Bill Evans, a noted night-sound authority and the man who created towerkill.com I have strange, tiny connections to both the movie and to Bill Evans. The film actor Donald Moffat honest to goodness went into KUMD to ask for a tape of MY PROGRAM!!!!! And he wrote the station a very kind letter about how much he enjoyed it.

And also in the late 80s, Bill Evans spent a few days keeping me company when I was doing "Dawn Dickey Duty" at the Lakewood Pumping Station. This was after I'd successfully fought US West's plan to build a 300-foot guyed, lighted cell phone tower on Moose Mountain, just north of Hawk Ridge, directly on the path where many of our raptors and nocturnal songbirds migrate. On the strength of my arguments about the potential for such a tower built precisely on the migration pathway, Lakewood Township's Zoning Board and Planning Board both voted unanimously to deny the permits to build the tower. After the 3-member Town Board reversed the vote (honest to goodness, one of them got right in my face and said "No damn bitch is gonna tell me a bird with eagle eyes is gonna fly into no guy wire!"), I filed in District Court and US West gave up and put up a 100-foot wooden pole cemented in the ground. The new "tower" is short enough to not need FAA lighting and lacking the guy wires which are so lethal to birds. I pointed out the wooden tower to Bill Evans, and it got him really interested in the issue. And boy did he run with it!

A little ghost story

She sat shivering in the Congaree Swamp for days, waiting and watching until she grew too cold to even shiver, her fingertips ready on her ice-cold camera, moving only when the battery light went out and she put in fresh batteries. When her lungs felt too cold to function anymore and her vision grew blurred, she took out her only book of matches. One by one she burned them, holding them close to her face, mesmerized by the glow as she breathed in the warmth, trying to remember why she was here, who she was waiting for. But her mind was growing as numb as her body.

Just as the last match’s flame shrunk and died out, along with all hope, the earth itself grew bright. And emerging not so much from the glowing forest as from the sky itself, in flew the specter she had been longing to see, on ethereal wingbeats, black and white and red, substantial yet somehow... She pulled her stiff and heavy arms up and followed the bird with her camera, clicking over and over and over. Photo after photo, until as the bird winged past her with a soft breath of feathers against her face, everything disappeared in a strange burst of brilliant white and red.

The Forest Service helicopter pilot was jolted to see white and red sparks flying above the trees over the wilderness. Fire! But the red sparks looked more crimson than orange, and he’d never seen a forest fire spurt white sparks. And there was no smoke. The response team was shocked—despite the fading but still unearthly glow, the forest was quiet and empty. All they found was a pile of burnt-out matches and a digital camera which was never claimed at the Forest Service office. Months later, in Minnesota, the search for Amanda Campephilus, a little-known ornithologist, was ended. Her husband was arrested for her murder, but no body was ever found and no motive ever noted, and eventually he was released.

Holy crap! I'm a "wordinista" or "the literati"!!

My fantasy photo

Wow--I made it into the No Fact Zone, the Stephen Colbert and ‘The Colbert Report’ News Blog and Fan Site, for my comments last week informing Stephen Colbert that the loon on Canadian dollar coins is not a duck!

I'm going to have to put together some sort of contest challenging people to take a REAL-LIFE photo of Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart holding my book. I have absolutely no money (right now I'm afraid I just barely qualify as a thousandaire--not even a ten-thousandaire), but as a prize for the first person to get a photo to me, I could offer a complete set of the 3.52 books I've written (I wrote 100% of "For the Birds: an Uncommon Guide, Sharing the Wonder of Birds with Kids, and 101 Ways to Help Birds, 50% of Earth's Chemical Clues: The Story of Geochemistry [I am not making this up, oddly enough], and 2% of Good Birders Don't Wear White: Fifty Tips from North America's Top Birders), or I could bring Archimedes anywhere within the lower-48 to do an owl program for the classroom or organization of your choice.